FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We are two peas in an std pod
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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