are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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