would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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