But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
do nipples grow back?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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