And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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