Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
how drunk are you?
Several
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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