it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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