Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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