I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
