Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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