He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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