you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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