There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
The power of my boobs compel you
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
