Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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