i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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