Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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