bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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