Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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