Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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