We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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