love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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