I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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