You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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