Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Let's paint friendship bongs
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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