Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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