I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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