I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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