and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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