it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I need to calm my uterus...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
