i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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