how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
