Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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