god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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