Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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