Please, let me fuck your mom
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
As shirtless as possible
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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