And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
