perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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