i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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