Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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