I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think people are normalizing furries
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