On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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