She's JV to your varsity
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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