life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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