So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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