let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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