Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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