It's Friday. Sex?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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