I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
