Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
This girl is more easily done than said...
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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