So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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