I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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