I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
How external is "for external use only"?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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