We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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