Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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