He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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