I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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