I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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