It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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